The US standard railroad
gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an
exceedingly odd number.
Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England,
and English expatriates built the US railroads. Why did the English build
them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people
who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the gauge they used. Why did
'they' use that gauge then? Because the people who built the tramways used
the same jigs and tools that they used for building wagons, which used that
wheel spacing. Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing?
Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on
some of the old, long distance roads in England ,
because that's the spacing of the wheel ruts. So who built those old rutted
roads? Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (and
England) for their legions. The roads have been used ever since. And the ruts
in the roads? Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else
had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels. Since the chariots
were made for Imperial Rome, they were all alike in the matter of wheel
spacing. Therefore the United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5
inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war
chariot. Bureaucracies live forever. So the next time you are handed a
Specification/Procedure/Process and wonder 'What horse's rear end came up
with it?' you may be exactly right. Imperial Roman army chariots were made
just wide enough to accommodate the rear ends of two war horses. (Two horses'
behinds.) Now, the twist to the story:
When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two big booster
rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket
boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol at their factory in Utah. The
engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them a bit
fatter, but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from the factory to the
launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a
tunnel in the mountains, and the SRBs had to fit through that tunnel. The
tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track, as
you now know, is about as wide as two horses' behinds. So, a major Space
Shuttle design feature of what is arguably the world's most advanced
transportation system was determined over two thousand years ago by the width
of a horse's rear.
And you thought being a horse's rear wasn't important? Ancient horse's rear control almost everything....and CURRENT Horses rears
are controlling everything else!!
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